Sunday, July 24, 2005

Ok-Lah!

I'm back!
I'm also torn; I want to make a claim that I shall blog more regularly now, but its that Jinx thing, you know?

I just had to dedicate one post to Singapore and more importantly, the one source of entertainment for me and the rest of NTU.



Vikas 'Baniya' Aggarwal.

After tormenting his juniors(enacting porno sequences for their viewing pleasure)and scaring his batchmates(indecent exposure)@ IITB he decided to go global. Singapore, here I come-lah!

After being warned by Tan-Chong tower management regarding my 'routine' presence at Girish's apartment, I had to choose between living alone but close to work or living far but with good company. I went with the latter, a choice well-paid off. Nothing like putting together 3 IITB hostel buddies together; the image of Indians falls even further in chinki eyes.



Many of us would know that when it comes to maaroing sutta, not everyone goes out and buys them , but rather borrows them. That happens here in India, where a pack costs about 30-40 bucks; Imagine the levels to which this concept of borrowing would fall to in Singapore where one pack costs 11$(300 bucks!) Baniya(the harami that he is) systematically planned his profit from a friends misery; while constantly reminding this 'friend' (name withheld for obvious reasons) of how he had been cheated by another friend, how unjust the world is etc, etc..precisely at the moment when he was going through a most sensitive matter of the heart. The poor fellow would get drawn in everytime...financing late night cab trips (1.5 time fare + 3$ calling charge) to the 24-hour 7-11 store spend 11$ on sutta , cab back. just so that Baniya(harami) could maaro sutta. :D



he stole that poster from a movie theatre. In singapore Vandalism has the penalty of lashing.

Bottom line, After 5 hours of sleep, 4 hours of commuting, 10 hours of work nothing beats coming home to Baniya. Thanks for the good times dude.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I will sue u fr defamation ….I guess firstly u r confusin me wid mr Gaurav Mehta(name nt withheld fr obvious reasons) for those unmentionable references to tormentin juniors…..secondly if you wud b havin ne idea of consultancy charges in s’pore as compared to mere dollars spend on cigarettes..u wud hav realize how altruist I am(nt harami;))….waise next aane ka kab plan hai?

-Vikas

2:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The "lah" thingie's pretty funny !! remember u using it often ... laterz

VJ

7:29 AM  
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